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The sleepy feeling after eating a large meal comprised chiefly of carbohydrates, whether in the form of rice, noodles, bread or dough.
Dude, I was totally dozing at the office after that giant serving of chow mein for lunch. Total carb coma.
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A person who monitors another person's carbohydrate intake.
Question: "Dude, did you just eat a mini cupcake? I thought you weren't doing carbs this week?"
Response: "Geez, do you have to be such a carb cop?"
The craving for JUST ONE MORE carb. Known to effect people even after they consume the smallest amount of high-density sugar. Once you start the slide into the carb munchies, there's no hope of stopping. You've just got to have more.
"Boy, I never should've added powdered sugar and chocolate syrup to my Frosted Flakes. Now I've got the carb munchies. Do we have any ice cream?"
"At first I wasn't that hungry. I was just going to have a bowl of rice. But then after that I saw some bread on the counter, so I decided to make a sandwich. Of course, I had to pop open a soda to go with it. Afterwords, I was still a little hungry, so I found a couple candy bars in the back of the pantry, but while I was back there I also found an opened bag of..."
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God of all carbs. One of the most powerful forces in the galaxy. He summoned all other aesthetic Gods inside the heavely chamber in hopes of generating pure energy and strength. He who guides the weak minded through pain and difficulties. He will eat all the carbs on this earth. He will not stop. He will keep going. He will eat everything, even the galaxy without limitation.
Adrian: "I want to be Carb Daddy!"
Bryan: "No, you can't. There is only one Carb Daddy. You must bow before me. "
Drinking beer and eating pizza.
Erica: Have you been carb-loading?
Bob: Yeah, we closed the Pizza Palace the night before the marathon.
when you eat a lot of carbohydrates before going out to a party to get drunk. so as to have the carbs absorb some of the toxins and reduce the chance of puking.
Guy 1: hey man, you ready to go to bryans party and get drunk as shit? he's got three kegs.
Guy 2: oh you know i am! just lemme carb up really quick, i don't want to look like you last time, and puke all over lindsey.
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A fat or puffy face.
"Check out the carb face on that chick."
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