Random
Source Code
Random
Creature, usually of the canine variety, who sits on the back seat of the vehicle travelling in front of you with his head sticking out of the window so that his dribble gets blown onto your windscreen.
Specially cultivated at factories owned by Ford and given away to every 100th buyer.
SPECIAL SALE!! Free carpet with all new models sold today!
25👍 41👎
The lesbian equivalent of cottaging. When women would meet for anonymous rug munching in public lavatories. Scissoring is not acceptable as it is a pointless waste of friction. Finger blasting is always welcome.
Innocent dog walker: I was walking my dog last night and stumbled upon a carpeting site and there was so much drinking from the furry cup!
6👍 7👎
derogatory: I think that cat just tried to pocket the roach. What a carpeteer he be.
2👍 2👎
When someone's arms, legs or body are absurdly covered in hair
Man I was walking downtown yesterday and I saw this guy. Man his legs were CARPETS! So much hair they'll be considered carpets!
2👍 2👎
A kid with curly hair, prone to thrust indecently but hilariously. Highly Ticklish and sustains an abundance of bass knowledge and skill.
Bassist's do it with rhythm.
Carpet you are unco. =)
11👍 34👎
n. slut, whore, person that puts out
see: shag carpet
That girl is dressed like such a carpet.
9👍 31👎
Where you do everything
“There goes Jerry again sleeping on the carpet.”
2👍 4👎