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carpet muncher

one who eats carpets and rugs, especially shag carpet

empire salesman: keep stan away, he ate half my inventory last night he is a serious carpet muncher

by Frogz June 15, 2006

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carpet muncher

A person who likes to perform oral sex
on a woman.

THAT dude a carpet muncher cause he
be eating pussy all day.

by bog January 12, 2003

47πŸ‘ 76πŸ‘Ž


Carpet muncher

Some who eats hairy pussy

Barbara Streisand

by David November 23, 2002

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CarPeT MuNcHeR

Anyone who eats pussy.

Shut up u carpet muncher!

by FrIsKo's FiOnEsT November 30, 2004

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carpet muncher

a bitch who like to eat unshaven coochie

by Anonymous February 19, 2003

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Carpet Muncher

Lesbian

"Carpet Muncher"
Girls Who Lick Girls "Vachina"

by Cracklee<3 October 27, 2008

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Carpet Muncher

A Carpet muncher is a term used to describe a lesbian woman. It is so named because many lesbian women prefer oral sex in their relationships. They munch (eat out) the carpet ( vagina with pubic hair)

β€œShe’s a complete bitch, why won’t she just date me.”
β€œ She’s probs a carpet muncher”
β€œFuck My Life”

by Geoff Anonymous Man February 11, 2018

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