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Eric Theodore Cartman, more commonly known as Cartman, is one of the main characters on the TV show South Park. He is depicted as a stereotype of a typical American, and is both obese and extremely insensitive. Because he is a Nazi sympathizer, he constantly makes fun of his friend Kyle for being Jewish.
Cartman has been stated to weigh 90 pounds, though this was later corrected to 190 when he appeared on NFL to introduce the Denver Broncos lineup. Regardless of which number is canonical, he weighs at least 20 pounds more than he should for his age. His problem is not glandular; he stuffs his face with junk food, KFC, and pie.
Cartman's mother, Liane, is a crack whore. She engages in extremely permissive parenting methods and allows Cartman to do basically anything he wants (though in some episodes, most notably HUMANCENTiPAD, she has refused his demands due to them being too extreme).
Contrary to popular belief, Eric Cartman was not named after Erich Hartmann. The original inspiration was a man named Matt Karpman, who was a friend of both Matt and Trey
"Don't call my mom a bitch, Cartman!"
A morbidly obese 9 year old psychopath who made a kid eat his own parents over 16 dollars
“Oh look it’s Eric Cartman!”
“You mean fatfuck?”
A Cartman is the act of receiving a finger in the anus during a massage. Usually at a massage parlor operated by Chinese people who do not or act as if they speak very little english.
In reference to Eric Cartman giving Butters a shit moustache by sticking his finger on his asshole and rubbing it on Butter's top lip.
I was at the parlor gettin a rub and the girl gave me a Cartman as well.
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"the cartman" is the one guy in your friend group who is homophobic, transphobic, racist, or just a bitch, that everyone really hates, yet no-one wants to get rid of them.
lee: "damn, Samuel is a real bitch"
oliver: "he must be the cartman of the group"
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A Cartman is the act of receiving a finger in the anus during a massage. Usually at a massage parlor operated by Chinese people who do not or act as if they speak very little english.
In reference to Eric Cartman giving Butters a shit moustache by sticking his finger on his asshole and rubbing it on Butter's top lip.
I was at the parlor gettin a rub and the girl gave me a Cartman as well.
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