CBA

This means "cant be arsed", but in addition, it may be followed by a number between 1 - 10, and including decimal places. This shows the degree of how much one cannot be arsed.

Person 1: Do you fancy going to the pub for a few cheeky ones?
Person 2: Hmm, nah mate, CBA 7.2 to get ready.

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CBAS

Chronic burning asshole syndrome. When you eat food hotter than the devil's dick and it burns your asshole to the point where you cry, the burning usually lasts hours making you wish you were dead

Andre: hey bro what's up
Peter: I'm fucked bro that curry last night gave me the most hectic cbas
Andre: shit bro that sucks, go buy some paw paw ointment

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CBAS

Can't Be Arsed Syndrome

"Oh man I have serious CBAS and its only 10.30am!"

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cba:

cant be arsed

cba: I can't be arsed to play any more 2v2's on SWGB

CBA

Abbreviation for cute baby animals

Omg look at all those CBAs I think I might die of cute overload

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CBA

Charles Bitch Ass

Person 1: “Where is CBA?”
Person 2: “Who?”
Person 1: “Charles Bitch Ass”

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CBA

A chronic illness present in most teenage adolescents, usually used to refer to an extreme tiredness or laziness.

Mother: Jimmy, it's time to go to school.
Jimmy: I can't, I think I have a severe case of CBA :(

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