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The King of all Jews. A person who is very cheap with their own money, but who have no problem with making decisions about another persons money. These people will usually do things like pick the drink at a bar, but then make you pay for it.
Person 1: Alright, it's $60 per person for the bottles tonight.
Person 2: I didn't drink anything, but here's a $20.
Person 1: But you made drinks for that girl from our bottle all night.....
Person 2: Yeah, but it wasn't me who drank them, so I'm not paying.
Person 1: Your such a Jewy-us Ceasar dude.....
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A very rare occurrence.
This is when a man gets one punched by the passenger of a parked car while trying to chirp him.
The beauty part is, not only does the man get one punched by a left hook, the left hand is also holding a slice of little ceasars pizza to really make the guy look like a peasant!
Buddy, did you see that guy outside the bar last night take a slice of pizza off the face and get knocked out at the same time?
Ya that was a wicked LITTLE CEASAR LEFT!!
Thats what u get for chirping.
Fucking chump...
When marijuana is lcaed with Cocaine. Due to the nature of the bud in a bowl with some white topping.. applies to blunts also
cgk kid 1: this bleez laced?
cgk kid 2: Hijoolaaa kidd ceasar salad ye dig
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A bean ceasar salad is basically involving the act of tossing the salad (licking someones asshole). In this particular salad, first you lick the asshole, than you add the ceasar dressing I.E. Cum in the asshole. then when you continue to lick it, your partner surprises you by adding beans to the salad. I.E. Shit, poop, mud, brown biscuits, sloppy joe, skat, and or ghandi. Directly into your mouth making a wonderful variety of flavor and bacteria and in your particular case probably those Delicious STD's* as well. Eat on Rhabbi's!
* STD's: Super Tasty Diseases.
Erik: Man i was really tossing Patunia's stinky fuckin salad right? but little did i know she made plans for a bean ceasar salad...i mean i still ate it though.
Scooter: Thats Fucked up man! now spread your ass cause im in the mood for some poop sex.
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Askhole, a person who constantly asks questions, yet does the opposite ouf what you told them to do.
Ceasar Hernandez is such as askhole
Askhole, a person who constantly asks questions, yet does the opposite ouf what you told them to do.
Ceasar Hernandez is such an askhole.
To eat ceasar dessing out of your partner's asshole.
I gave Becky a skanky ceasar salad and it was moist and delicious.