Celebreality

When you mix Celebrity & Reality you get a new type of tv show. Better than reality because famous people are in it. According to VH1 that is.

VH1 Celebreality, not all reality is created equal..or some shit like that.

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the celebrity

the sexual act of having anal sex with your partner, right after you climax you bust out with a sharpie and sign her ass. insertion of said marker afte signature is optional.

that chick got pissed when i gaver her the celebrity last night.

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celebrate

to be really looking forward to seeing your friend again

"i'm delighted at the thought of seeing you again after all this time. our first encounter was promising, like nothing i had felt before and i know i was tense with expectations. our ways parted and i hated you for a bit but i didnt let that get the best of me. can't we just celebrate the strange ways in which we move? we've had enough being put down.
🖤

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celebrity

A kick ass station wagon made by Chevrolet from 82 to 88. Usually seen in a gold color, with a pimpin spoiler on the back. The interior is made from genuine hide of nauga, with vinyl and brushed aluminum detailing. Worth almost $25 nowadays.

My '87 Celebrity requires you to unlock the passenger's side front door and then hit the unlock button in order to unlock the driver's side front door with the key

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Celebrity

Someone who is shown on TV often, is shown in the magazines you see while waiting in lines in grocery stores, or discussed by middle and high school preppies. These people are solely for making money for people who exploit them. 99% of them do not do anything impressing or good at all, they either do something effortless (like bad acting) or something horrible (like computerized singing) I mean AT ALL. Don't believe me? Check out the list

Britney Spears, Zac Efron, Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudges, 50 cent, Nelly, nor any other celebrity do anything great, but are discussed by the media consistently

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celebrate

to live and love life in the face of death

"hey, If we survive this giant wave of sickness, i want to spend my time with you and celebrate life because i love you!"

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Celebrity

A Person who Thinks they're better then everyone else on the planet because They've played in a couple of Movies Or They've been on the cover of a few Magazines. 30% Of the Media only has Really cool Celebs Like Cillain Murphy Or David Bowie

Paris Hilton Doesn't Diserve to be a celebrity because All She does is sleep around.

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