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Cerebral Engorgement

Expanding veins that causes swelling to the brain, in a result of the human brain exploding inside or bursting out of the human skull. Also an underground death metal band based in California

The Shatter Skull was caused by Cerebral Engorgement

by Heavyguns666 May 6, 2010

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cerebral reckoning

Mental arithmetic!

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Using your cerebrum, work out 43298743 * 23467876 in three seconds!

by T April 13, 2004


cerebral flatulence

Another expression for "brain fart", perhaps utilized sarcastically, or in an attempt to demonstrate academic prowess, or maybe with legitimacy when geeky types express themselves.

Michael Bolton: You know those two efficiency experts the company hired to lay off the employees? During my interview with them, I couldn't remember either one of their names, and they're both named "Bob"! With that kind of cerebral flatulence, they're going to fire me for sure!

Samir: Perhaps of greater concern than a "brain fart" is that you never do any work. All you ever do in your cubicle is play computer games when you think no one is looking. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to my TPS Report.

by Marko Pavlo January 13, 2010

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cerebral hemorrhage

Noun.
1. Severe bleeding of the brain.
2. Severe bleeding of the brain caused by exposure of a person of average intelligence(the victim) to a case of extreme mental ineptitude, such as that which would be demonstrated by a damned idiot.
3. Something that would cause such effects.
4. A term used to describe extreme annoyance at stupidity.

1.
After the blood vessels in his brain were ruptured, the man died from cerebral hemorrhage.

2.
Person A: Did you know that, statistically, women make significantly less money than men?
Person B: Oh my God, stop being sexist!
Person A: *passes out*
Person A(after regaining conciousness): Holy Shit, that was the worst bout of cerebral hemorrhage I've had in years.

3.
That movie was cerebral hemorrhage.

4.
Moronic comments give me cerebral hemorrhage.

by LivingHell October 24, 2004

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Cerebral Poison

1: A brain corrupting plauge that infects the mind and steals all reality.
2:A death metal band (the best in the world) from up north of england.

1: Wow, did you hear the new 'Cerebral Poison' song.
2:'Cerebral Poison' RULE!!!!!

by a guy with great taste in music March 26, 2003


Cerebral Palmsy

When the person giving you a handjob with involuntary jerking motions that make no sense.

That chick gave me a Cerebral Palmsy last night.

by WarEagle1977 September 4, 2018


cerebral menopause

your brain in the change of life; an exercise in decaying common sense; a condition of the mind idiotic; when stupid 1.5 is ramped up to stupid 2.0

When John asked if he could stay on my couch, I knew he was suffering from a case of cerebral menopause.

by La Tatooie January 28, 2008

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