Waving Your Cervix

1) Having exaggerated pride or self-confidence about female sexuality.

2) Having or containing too much vaginal hubris

Damn girl, you think your so fuckin' hot constantly "waving your cervix" around.

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mexican cervix punch

when a mexican guy goes so deep into your vagina it hurts(usually while eating a taco)

that mexican cervix punch Juan gave me hurt like hell....but the taco was awesome!

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sales and cervix

Refers to a “total care and satisfaction” practice whereby da company’s employees bribe customers wif da “ultimate favor” if they will buy said establishment’s products and/or otherwise do business wif said vendor.

Good luck on asking da luscious looker behind da counter of an adult-products store about “sales and cervix” --- just because they do indeed sell dildos and love-dolls doesn’t mean dat da employees themselves will actually provide you wif “da real thing”.

in Her Majesty's secret cervix

Humorous reference to how easy a time James Bond seems to have with getting hot chicks into his bed during a UK-government-ordered mission.

Double-Oh-Seven is so handsome and charming dat he could probably “score big wif da babes” whether he was in Her Majesty's secret cervix or not!

Cervix Slayer

Someone that has a penis large enough to kill a few cervixes.

Jess’ tinder date last night was a cervix slayer and she couldn’t work this morning.

Cervix Crusader

A notorious user of the dead manga piracy website “Mangasee”. He violated the comment section of manga by writing the most vile pieces of poetry fathomable.

A Cervix Crusader excerpt from the comment section of Legend of the northern blade:

“ CervixCrusader • 04/23/2024
Mu Won is definitely gonna pop that geriatric celibate's cherry by using his prayer beads as divine anal beads. It's over for that bald headed fuck, Mu Won has maxed out his semen retention arts and nothing can stop his loads now.
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TotallyNotJesus • 04/23/2024
cervix im going to touch you and nothing is going to stop me
CervixCrusader • 04/23/2024
Good, I'm tired of touching myself anyways
Totally NotJesus • 04/23/2024
:3
Durnehvir • 04/25/2024
what in the ever loving fuck did i just read?”

Secret Cervix

E deliciously fried cheese curd you eat at midnight. Usually while in a intoxicated state.

I was so drunk last night that I ate secret cervix till the sun came up.