Random
Source Code
Random
Very shitty music made by Bulgarian low-intelligent musicians, addicted to low-quality alcohol.Performed by gypsies and retarded whores(most often artificially blond and with enormous breasts).The lyrics are cheesy and don't ring any bells...at all
(translation of a chalga lyrics)
Take off your sailor's T-shirt
and I'll show you my blue thongs
634👍 253👎
Genre which defines the stupidity of the bulgarian civilization. The music becomes interesting after a couple "fingers" of rakia, a common cheap alcohol with interesting flavours, and some "shopska salata", the usual salad for a Rakia party. Usually listened to by:
-whores
-idiots that have nothing better to do than get drunk and shake their body left and right to this music while going "op sa!" or "haide kako!"
-little kids that look up to idols with big boobs, blond hair, and lack of intelligence
A.K.A. -- Kiuchek music. Chalga singers steal some kiuchek elements from the Turkish culture and some sirtaki elements from the Greek culture and call it their own new hit single song that people can't stop listnening to for a month...and then move onto the next new "big thing"
-Pusni malko chalga be! - Put some chalga on, be!
-Chalgadjiika! - Woman who is brainwashed from listening to chalga and all she does all day is talk about how she wants to die her hair like Galena or have boobs like Gergana, the SILICON!
Example of Kuchek song:
Boyan- Gypsie
Let's go gypsie fill up my soul
Great job gypsie mashala it's my pride
Let's go dance this chalga this giubek
Great job gypsie now you're one of mine.
I know your race the best
In the dance with the hands, the back and the feet.
Let's go gypsie call over a gypsie girl
So you can make me feel better both of you
Kombayna-vurshachka
We wont argue, we wont fight
Every night when we go to bed we'll ride the bike. (x2)
On the guitar, Vasko the frog
he will play only for you dear guests. (x2)
Listen to the melody, the horo the folklore, the gypsie dances
they are all easy.
On the microphone, Tzetza the Bear
she will sing only for you dear guests.
74👍 25👎
Chalga is a popular bulgarian music also called Pop Folk (Popular Folklore)The music is mainly with stolen from Greece and Turkey, still they are some Gipsy melodies. It targets the masses with its simple lyrics and ordinary themes. The female performers of the chalga are ussally young, prostitute like and have low IQ scores. The Male performers are big, fat, and they have low IQ scores, too. In Bulgaria there is a chalga "phenomenon", a transexual singer, gipsy origin called Azis. Apart from the solo singer there are band - like formations, or orchesters - ussually gipsies.
"Touch it,
in your hands let it play"
Azis
169👍 67👎
Chalga is the most famous(In my opinion chalga is the most stupid) music in Bulgaria..This music is awfull...When I listen chalga I want to trow up..
My friend:"That music is a bigest error is in world`s history"
chalga lyrics:turn off the lamp coz I'll go to sleep
92👍 34👎
In Bulgarian music, the low-quality pop-folk (a genre combining elements of pop music and folk elements, itself considered low-quality and poor taste to begin with). The texts are often in slang and suggestive, and the singers are usually women, derided for having much greater breast circumference than IQ (an opinion the author shares after having heard an interview with one).
Take off your sailor's T-shirt,
and I will show you my blue undies
166👍 67👎
A ganre in bulgarian music loosely based on bulgarian, greek and turkish folk music with some pop elements thrown in. The music and lyrics are usually of very low quallity. The performers are usually women that dress like whores as mentioned in the previous definition. However most of them are very good singers and work really hard, giving live performances 3-5 times a week.
(translated lyrics example)
...and don't say words of love to me,
I most love the wisper of money...
1173👍 544👎
The melody: originally from Balkan countries like Turkey,Greece,Serbia and Bulgaria, or stolen from famous or not so famous pop and RnB songs. The most important is the appearance of gipsy rhythm there.
The lyrics: made for creatures with intelligence coefficient less than 100.
Easly understandable when you are affected by rakia,mastika,menta or another home-made alcohol.
The lyrics are based on the deepest human aspirations like sex, easy money, expensive cars,etc.
The singers: for women is obligatory previous plastic operation to increase breast, large hair and Halloween make up. Thats why they're sometimes thought drag-queens.
The performances are characterized by shiny whore’s clothes, strange dances called ‘kiuchek’ (it consists of shake breasts and ass) and bad performed play-back.
The fans: in the case of Bulgaria it's the 80% of the population. They are usually 'bitovi alkoholici', horny virgins, unsatisfied wives, village ‘gangstas’, etc. Young girls between 13 and 20 years usually try to look like their idols, while male individuals usually wear white socks, blue 'Boomerang' flip-flops, sport trousers 'Adibas' made in Turkey, silk shirt and leather coat.
The chalga music is very suitable for special cases like 'selskiq sbor', 'Trifon zarezan', weddings, baptisms,etc. Nowdays it's used not only for these events, but for every uncivilized friends meeting.
Black sea, it's very good,
shining sun,
even better,
A hole in the sea,
Chakalaka de (african influence)
Black sea, aide stiga beee
296👍 132👎