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When having sex with a woman, and changing lanes on her with no signal at all.
Girl: Tom was long stroke plowing me last night and out of no where he pulled an Alberta Lane Change on me. It really hurt to say the least.
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while heavily engrossed in sex, and without any warning or hint, the male quickly removes his member and jams it into his girlfriend's/wife's leather cheerio.
while bob was banging mrs. cleaver, he got tired of her loose roast beef curtains, so immediately conducted a lane change no blinker.
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This is a sex move that is performed by going from either of a woman's holes (south of the belly button) to the other, without giving her a signal that the change in lanes is coming. This is hilarious when moving to the fart-box, and a health risk when moving from it.
John Mayer: What's up, did you hear that Jennifer Aniston and I broke up?
Brad Pitt: Yeah. Did you hear that I pulled an asian lane change on her before you broke up?
John Mayer: *sniffle*
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When you are doing your girlfriend from behind and pull it out of her vagina and put it into her ass suddendly.
My girlfriend turned into a bucking bronco when I pulled an unexpected lane change on her.
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When you're having vigorous sex with a female and your cock comes out of her vagina and either inserts or pokes her ass hole.
It is typically not well received.
We were doing it from behind when i did a mexican lane change and it was not appreciated. An apology is usually required.
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While having sex, going from vagina to anus and back again, with no set pattern or frequency.
That girl from Ole Miss got a UTI last week because her ex-boyfriend pulled a Jackson Lane Change on her after the debutante ball.
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When you're on the highway and you swerve 3 lanes at over 100 MPH and almost taking out everyone behind you.
That idiot did a Talladega lane change RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!
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