The act of eating out your girlfriend while she has a yeast infection.
Steve: My girlfriend wanted to try something she found on the internet.
John: What was it?
Steve: Itโs called the Cream cheese Omeletโฆ
John: That sounds disgusting
Steve: Donโt ever do itโฆ I vomited for almost an hour straight.
When during intercourse, the male places a bagel around his shaft, and during his orgasm, he ejaculates on the bagel then forces his partner eat it.
Robert Tumbusch likes spreading the cream cheese
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5 or more men cum on a bagel. The last person to cum has to eat it.
Bobby:"I can't believe I had to eat the bagel with cream cheese."
Max:"It's all in the practice."
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When you go down on a guy and he hasn't cum in a while and he cums so much that it comes out of your nose.
Oh God I went down on my boyfriend and he gave me a Cream Cheese Sneeze. It kinda hurt.
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When you finger someoneโs pussy and the cum is thick, white and all over your fingers. Sometimes it can smell cheesy.
Bobby: I fingered Meghan yesterday and I made her so horny that I got cream cheese fingers
Billy: Thatโs awesome did you eat it with lox
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Any white girl particully from the suburbs in which her mom and dad want her to marry rich.
His CEO father wants him to marry a fresh susie cream cheese not an used trailer park trash girl.
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A very very bad yeast infection and the discharge that comes from it
That Brod had vicious cream cheese disease