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An attempt to annihilate the whole of western society through stubbornness, ambition, and ignorance- one duck (and human) at a time.
Also referred to someone trying to be a part of society, yet failing.
"That guy was such a Cheyney- OMG what a loser"
"Eugh.. LOL.. you are such a Cheney"
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While involved in a 2 guy 1 girl threesome, one of the guys accidentally ejaculates in the other guy's face.
Guy 1: Oh yea I'm gonna cum.
Girl: Pull out!!
Guy 1: UUUUHHHHh!!!
Guy 2: Uh dude what the fuck!!! You just gave me a Cheney!
Guy 1: Sorry Dave!
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A genuinely kind and caring individual who will always be there to listen to your problems. Generally are great artists and are sometimes super gay as well. Cute yet easily provoked, which makes them even cuter. Overall a great person who everyone should know. However their fighting, wrestling, thumb wrestling, tic tac toe, and juggling skills are somewhat lacklustre. Also they have an odd musk.
Ulysses S. Grant: I was having a bad day, but Cheney totally cheered me up.
Cornelius Swartwout: Look at this totally gay picture Cheney drew.
Diogo Dias: After I teased her about her juggling, she challenged me to a fight which she lost. Classic Cheney.
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verb: cheney, cheneyed, cheneying
1) missing something by a country mile
2) to aim for the broad side of a barn and hit a lawyer
3) hunting when drunk and blind as a bat
4) taking lawyers out of season
5) premature ejaculation
"What the fuck are you shootin at, Bobby Sue? You almost go me instead, you fucking idiot! You go to hell, Clint! It's the first time I cheneyed my shot in over a week!"
"Hey caddy, get me a 6-iron! I'm in no mood to cheney this putt!"
"Honey, get me some paper towels. I went to piss in the toilet but got it all over the seat. I cheneyed the direction of my stream again. Oops."
"Darling, I think I just cheneyed in my underwear. Get me a smoke, will ya. "Marvin, I'm so sick and tired of you cheneying early and falling asleep ten seconds later. Get your own cigarette, you inadequate moron!"
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A tight-lipped, angry little asshole.
Doctor 1: "So how did your examination of that patient go?"
Doctor 2: "He had a terrible rash on his Cheney, but it was so tight I could hardly get my finger in there to apply the steroid cream."
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Hey, it's his fault she broke things off. Maybe if he wasn't such a Cheney to her, she'd still be with him.
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facial comeshot
There is some debate over whether this should be expected or unexpected.
"I'm going home with a bottle of champagne to play Cheney with my boyfriend."
-Violet Blue
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