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When a Female (or Male, but that's just nasty) eats a packet or 2 of Pop Rocks, the candy that "sparkles" in your mouth, and then proceeds to blow a Male.
I only payed for a regular blow job 'cuz I thought the chick might have some disease or something but then she gave me a Chi-Town Fizzle! Man, that was a great surprise! Definitely worth the $40.
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When a man hides behind a bush and waits for a girl wearing a skirt to walk by, he jumps out and rapes her while she's still wearing her skirt.
-Hey what are you doing hiding behind this bush?
-SHHH! I'm waiting for a girl that I can Chi-town shuffle.
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the best city ever hometown of President Barack Obama and deep dish pizza City in Illionois
Chicago a.k.a. Chi-Town = the best
Some people even think its the capital....
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When a man hides behind a bush at night and waits for a person to walk by and then jumps out and crab dangles the person by knocking the victim on to the ground and repeatedly teabagging his/her face whilst making the motion of crab claws opening and closing with his hands.
Gina: I had a great night last night.
Kirsten: Oh? What'd you do?
Gina: I walked through a really long secluded path and got Chi-town Crab Dangled by 6 different dudes!
Kirsten: You're such a skeever
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right before you are about to cum, tell the bitch to kneel in front of a fan, then blow your load into the back of the fan and watch it spray all over that ho!
Let me borrow your fan so i can give this chic a Chi Town Cum Shot
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After tapering your four fingers to a point (tuck your index finger under your middle finger and your pinky finger under your ring finger), insert the four into the butt while sticking your thumb into the pussy. Proceed by making a "hand-shake" motion. Similar to a shocker but with more volume and power.
The bitch wouldn't let me do her in the butt so I gave her the ole Chi-town shitter shake... her ass was never the same again.
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right before you are about to cum, tell the bitch to kneel in front of a fan, then blow your load into the back of the fan and watch it spray all over that ho!
Let me borrow your fan so i can give this chic a Chi Town Cum Shot
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