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A person - usually in a public forum such as a seminar or public speaking event - that likes to "chime in" unsolicited comments when the speaker is speaking or giving his or her presentation. That person's incessant chimes are reminiscent of a barking dog that impedes the natural flow of the presentation.
"Man, can you believe that chime dog in the pinstriped suit from this morning? 30 minutes in I wanted to tell him to shut the F* up and to put a dog muzzle on his face."
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Local term for a digital counter with a green readout submerged in the River Liffey immediately upstream of O'Connell Bridge, Dublin, Ireland some time in the mid-1990s and intended to count away the remaining seconds to the start of the year 2000 CE. Within a matter of weeks it was clogged up with scum and dirt, broke down and had to be removed.
What do you think was better: the stiletto in the ghetto or the chime in the slime?
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What you call it when someone is eavesdropping on your conversation and offer advice that is not requested. It is usually a means to get them introduced into your conversation.
Bernice: So, Mike finally brought up us having a baby! I am so happy!
Bertha: That is so wonderful! Do you think he'll cut back on his work hours to be a daddy?
Waitress: Well, if you ask me, I wouldn't have a child with a man who thinks his job is more important than his family, honey.
Bernice: Who the fuck asked you - Honey? Mike is my pimp and I'll do whatever he tells me. Now fetch me some more coffee. I like it black!
Bertha: Me too! And stop dipping and chiming like a spoon and a bell - Bitch!!
During sexual intercourse between a man and a women. The man will enter the girl from behind doggystyle and then lube up a small wooden or metal flute or whistle or possible combination thereof depending upon the size of the orifice. The male will then begin gradually going deeper and deeper into her vagina causing her colon to relax and forcing excess air through the flute or whistle to create a beautiful symphony of music to accompany her moans of pleasure.
Bob: So I was hanging out at this uppity piano bar last night talking to this real looker who just seemed like she was dying to get a cock in her. Turns out she just graduated from college and was really depressed because she'd never play in the orchestra again. Anyway, I told her I was a great conductor and took her back to her place where she let me jam her flute up her ass while riding her reverse cowgirl. Dude, her ass made the most beautiful wind chime I'd ever heard in my life. It definitely hit a high note when she came.
When a straight male has anal sex with a transexual and his balls slap the Tranny's balls.
Last night i heard Dennis wind chiming some Tranny.
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when you make a very high pitched fart come out and 15-20 seconds later it smells like a rotten cheese poop soaked oven baked smoked and then soaked for some time longer then heated in the crock pot for a few hours then served to any in the visinty of 30-40 feet. (you may wanna make the funeral arrangements)
Me and my friends are watchin the football game and bill over chimes and we all go "bill what the hell is that" and he goes what i just chimed a little and 16 seconds later hes in the car taking us to the hospital
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