A: A wide or very stout dick.
B: Red Vine Licorice.
1: Hey girl, you know that guy I went home with? He had a choad!
2: Dude this choad tastes so good!
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a very small and fat dick / dick that looks like a piece of ham
normal ones:
8===>
choads:
8->
Connor definitley has a choad .
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A penis wider than it is long. Not to be confused with chode, which is the area between your balls and your anus.
Good god, take a look at that guy's choad! It looks like it just ate Rosie O'donnell!
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Condition in which ones penis is wider than it is tall.
Guy: Lets git it on!
Girl: what the fuck!!! You have a choad!!! oh shit thats wrong im leaving.
Guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chilling Hard On A Deck Everyday
Term used in colleges in and around Providence, Rhode Island.
The "deck" refers to the deck in front of many college dorms and fraternity houses built in the architectural tradition of New England.
"Bro, I'm bored. Let's choade for a bit, it's nice outside"
"Sure, dude. We can check out the ladies while sitting on the deck"
"Yo dude, what are you doing later?"
"Just choadin' with the bros while pounding some beer"
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A male penis that is wider than it is long.
That fat, short man is a bit of a choad
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1.A penis that is wider than it is long. If this type of penis were to have any length at all, it would somewhat resemble a dinner plate or a tree stump. If not, it is little more than a nub.
2.This also applies to people that are wider than they are tall.
1. Eric: Dude, is that a dinner plate in your pants?
Carl: No man, that's just my choad.
Eric: Oh.
2. Michal: Jeeze Meagan's an asshole!
Eve: I know dude, she's a total choad.
Michal: Wow. You are so right.
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