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well there was this chicken named mike who lived a normal chicken life untill he had his head cut off. Despite the decapitation mike was able to lead a pretty normal life for 18 months untill he finally choked to death.
Although tragic i think it may explain the saying.
Maybe not.
Choking+Chicken=choking the chicken
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When you take a severed chicken head and jack off with it.
Man 1: Hey dude wanna go to the game?
Man 2: nah i cant, im grounded
Man 1: got caught choking the chicken again?
Man 2: yeah I keep forgetting to lock the door
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A self-inflicted violent wank
Choke Your Chicken
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Choking your chicken is whacking yo wienie homie!
Dang, Gabe have you ever been caught in the closet choking your chicken. I have and my Mom is taking me to a shrink tomorrow to see if I'm a perv.
Choke my chicken---To masterbate ones self.(male)
After I saw those pictures of your mother, I had to go home and choke my chicken.
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The Action of touching yourself in places that were not permitted in sunday school!
choke your chicken until it bleeds.
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to jack off or to jack somebody else off.
I need to choke my chicken tonight im lonely.
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