Oye che, vamanos, esta es una fiesta de chorizo carajo.
16π 3π
When one has sex with their authority figure and then craps a justicy load on their desk.
Dude, the principle was totally asking for a Tucson Chorizo Cheves.
20π 9π
Something spicy, fun, and dangerous, as per Gene Belcher in Bob's Burgers
Tina: Well, I want people to think I'm spicy and fun and dangerous.
Gene: Like a bullet made of chorizo?
58π 29π
The act of jackhammering copious amounts of chorizo into ones anus with a dick. Any dick will do.
Hey did you hear what happened to Jordan? Dude... He got all drunk with Scott the other night and ended up getting the chorizo butt plug! He said it hurt like shit and it was super messy!
Gross, whats that?
Look it up bro!
4π 6π
When your ass is so big that the burger you just ate can come out as the same size that it went right fruu jΓ₯r tuuf
Oh holy chinese nigga urban dick chorizo ! That was rad........................!?!
11π 6π
A special Bob's Burgers burger that comes with chorizo
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Chorizo Your Own Adventure Burger, it comes with chorizo!"
56π 29π
when your boyfriends asleep you chop it off, fry it in olive oil, add spices and paprika and tomatoes and make a burger
one of the most worthy foods out there due to its uniqueness
I was bleeding so i poured some over my once in a lifetime chorizo burger. Ketchup substitute. Delicious.