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Christianity is monotheistic religion which worships one patriachal all-powerful God. The Holy Book of Christianity is the Bible, from the greek word Biblios, which translates to 'Book', although technically the Bible is not one book but indeed 66 books.

There are many different denominations of Christianity, and it is incredibly hard to estimate how many Christians there are in the United States because there is no common belief on what defines a Christian. The most liberal view of everyone who says they are a Christian being a Christian would place the figure around 75%, whereas the considerably more conservative belief that anyone outside your own denomination is not a Christian can place the figure as low as 0.1%.

Denominations sprout from the original idea of Christianity because some phrases from the bible contridict each other, and thus to harmonise this people say phrase A is literal whereas phrase B is symbolic. However, one group might say A is symbolic, but another might say B is symbolic. Thus, there are now hundreds of different denominations preaching slightly different versions of effectively the same source material.

Unfortunately, as Christianity is the 'big' religion of the Western World, it gets a lot of negative press. However, like all groups, Christianity has the best and worst among their number. The Christians who get the most press are the ones who give the stereotypical image of never doing anything wrong, and sitting on streets shout 'REPENT OR GO TO HELL', or something similarly pleasant.

However, many Christians - most, in fact - are decent people who just want the right to practice their own religion, like everyone else (or the right to NOT practice a religion, in the case of some).

Christians believe in a single, patriachal god.

by Gunther August 30, 2004

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christians

A misinterpreted, misunderstood faith. as you can see in many entries below. Christianity HAS been used to do things in "The Name of God" that God would never have wanted (ie. killing your parents, raping small children and mothers, stalkers, racial segregation etc.) But to give a perfect definition of Christianity - you would have to read the New Testament of the Holy Bible and see how Jesus Christ lived. He is the perfect definition of Christianity...afterall, that's where it all started. Before judging Christians, please meet a REAL one (a down-to-earth one) to show you what it's all about. Not with words, but in their actions.

NOT A CHRISTIAN: *Person standing on a box, screaming, "YOU ARE GOING TO HELL"*.

A REAL CHRISTIAN: A person who is humble, who shows by their ACTIONS louder than their WORDS that they have something different(Jesus).

by JekkaRae June 29, 2005

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christian

Christian is a girl who is insanely beautiful. She loves people and her community but sometimes doesn't show it. She loves to talk but is shy at first. She is romantic and loving and is always there for her mans. She is brave and always makes the first move. She is sometimes called a hoe because she's regarded as "easy" but in reality, she's doesn't give two shits about what people say. She's a bad bitch who knows what she wants. Be careful around Christian because once you piss her off, drop her, or do her dirty, she'll be on your back. She's quick to analyze you and she'll know your secrets before you even tell her. She's the kind of girl to stay quiet and listen to all your shit but when the time comes, she's gonna expose you and hit you where it hurts the most. If you hurt her, she'll be sad for maybe a couple of hours but her comeback game is strong. Because Christian knows that one point she didn't even know you. Christian is irreplaceable.

Dave: "Why don't you have a boyfriend mama?"
Christian: "Cause I have standards. Either step up or the step the fuck out."

by icantevenbreathe April 28, 2018

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Christian

Christian is unstoppable and can't be stopped by anyone in his way. If you are in his way he will cross you over straight to the grave yard and then throw the ball off the back board catch it and DUNK that sh*t all on your face.

Christian is the realist nigga ever!!

by Tongahzz March 15, 2017

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Christian

A very dank meme who always know when it's a trap

Jeff: I got scammed yesterday :(

Bob: you should've asked Christian before signing up

by Coacroach911 September 30, 2018

50πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


christian

a guy you can spill your guts to with no fear of anyone else finding out. the wisest idiot you have ever met. he isnt perfect, and may have made a few mistakes, but he knows it and tries to learn from it and move on. he is extremely insightful, and when you talk to him you feel like he knows exactly what you are thinking before you say it. Has the most beautiful eyes of any boy you have ever met, and you have to watch yourself so you dont end up staring.. bear hugs are always welcome, because they make you feel like you are wrapped up in love and safety no matter your current situation in life and you forget your feet are on the ground. sarcasm drips from everything he says but that just makes you adore him more. he loves music with all he is, especially hardcore. he works hard and long to provide for his future, and for that you respect him. when you need him he appears at any time of day or night. he can be full of himself and really stupid sometimes. his self-esteem level goes to the negatives and he seems to jump from girl to girl, which drives you absolutely insane, but in the end you know you will stay. he says he cares about you, but sometimes you wonder if he genuinely means it. during the hardest times of your year, you stay up late and think about your conversations. you cant help but smile. he is your guardian angel. and though the world doesnt accept him, he wants to break down the walls of stereotypes and make his mark before he goes.

christian: he doesnt love you. and you dont love him.
you:why do you say that?
christian: because we arent who we are supposed to be yet. no one is. so why fall for someone who doesnt exist?

by xxkill_the_eggrollsxx November 20, 2010

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Christian

A child who has uncontrollable bowels. He poops everywhere which causes him to go batshit crazy. He’s the kind of guy your mom tells you to be nice too.

β€œWhere did all this poop come from?”
β€œOh, that was Christian.”

by PoopieHead420 July 30, 2019

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