Chum

(adj) - Ch-U-M 1)meaning of avoidance and secrecy 2) to put yourself in a state of away to avoid interaction or shared enjoyment

Today he Chummed away in the game, making new characters and not giving names, so he wouldn't have to talk to anyone.

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chumming

The act of dragging one's naked arse accross a floor using only one's arms to move forward. Much like a dog does when it has worms

I did a bit of chumming on Rick's floor last night, picked up a few splinters along the way.

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chum chums

A funny slag term for fat people.

Did you see that chum chums finishing out the whole buffet????

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chum

chum is chunky cum.

Matt just blew a load of chum in my mouth and I swallowed it all!

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Chum

Leftover fecal after a partial toilet flush.
Fecal left in a toilet for the purpose of grossing out the next user, generally in a public facility or done due to lack of home training.

"That nasty bastard chummed the toilet"

"Nothing worse than walking into the bathroom and seeing toilet chum!"

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Chummed

Being shot at, or being hit with something.

Dude, you got chummed!

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Chumming

When one inserts a chunk of toffee into their buttocks and bends over while an acquaintance licks it out.

"Excuse me sir, would you care for a spot of chumming?"

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