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Church

A place where some guy in a costume gives u lessons on how to live life and what to do everyday mainly for people who can't think for themselves

Did u hear about church?
Yeah its the biggest lie in human history

by the man with a stick November 18, 2015

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Church

1. A place people go up to several times a week so they can feel good about themselves for being brainwashed into giving a percentage of their hard-earned paycheck to an invisible man that pays no taxes, yet never has enough money. 2. A building people gather in once a week to compare clothes.

You should have been in church last Sunday night. I think they called it "repenting".

by Lesh June 20, 2003

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church

is synonymous with the word peace. said when leaving someone or some group's presence.

yo man, i am out of here. church.

by the maing December 5, 2003

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church

The reason why I cringe when I wake up on a Sunday morning. And I had no choice but to go back when I was a kid. I really don't see what exactly is so "spiritually enlightening" about going to Church anyway, because it's just the same exact 2-3 hour service every week, even if they sing two different songs about God's love and Jesus Christ. And I always get that nagging feeling that it's just not natural or right to force oneself to endure hours of monotonous singing and the same old tired speech about how we're all sinners and Jesus loves us.

And yeah the Church claims to promote peace and love, even though it killed millions in the past in the name of God. And I don't see what's the whole point of praying to God for help when he hides himself and refuses to answer our prayers.

by why? July 20, 2003

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Church

God's fanclub

Nowadays grandparents tell us that fandoms are stupid but they are the ones going to church every weekend.

by Wolfy_pancakes January 29, 2016

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churching

To boast or exaggerate beyond truth. To sell beyond merit.

Dude, Darcy was totally churching you up to that little redheaded girl at the bar last night.

Jim won't stop churching up curling. It's like he's on commission.

by Mr Fuckers December 5, 2008

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church

A building that brainwashes people

Don't go it that church! XD

by MrTanman December 25, 2008

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