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When a woman is rides a man reverse cowgirl; he grabs her by her neck and hair; and loops her up and down in a circlular motion on his cock.
I was churning butter so hard last night she can't walk right.
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The practice of following someone just to get a follow back, and then un-following them... Just trying to increase your numbers makes you look like a wannabe. Lame!
"How come Dean has got so many followers when he can't even spell?"
- "Because he's a serial follow churner..."
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a sexual position where the cock-receiver is positioned vertically like the barrel of a butter churn and the cock-donor "churns" up and down like an old school farmer's wife
"i buttered your mother's waffles last night...churn-style!"
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When a male continues to wank himself after ejaculating that the vim and vigor of his strokes churns up a frothy, creamy, phlegm like remnant of his nut juice.
Not only does Brian beat off several times a day, but he always keeps on tugging to Churn the Cream.
The state of being burned out from acting like you're working hard.
Larry: Where's that lazy bastard Nigel today?
Gerald: He took a sick day.
Larry: After all that faux activity in the past weeks, he must be churned out.
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1. The rate at which new employees vacate a given job or company, based on dissatisfaction with bad work conditions.
2. The rate at which a person's previous meal vacates his or her stomach, based on the intensity of their vomitting.
3. The rate at which a man's semen vacates his testicles, prostate, and Cowper's glands, based on the intensity of masturbation.
All: Yale's MBA program postulates the "Churn Rate Paradigm" as:
Client's churn rate = k(worker's stomach churn rate) = k(new worker's churn rate)
The intervariable relation is proportional and geometric.
1. The new-employee churn rate at my previous job was really high.
2. The work itself was nauseating. I would vomit at least twice a day. On high traffic days, employee stomach churn rate was even higher.
3. It was a mopping job at a sperm bank/peep show/gay brothel (delete as appropriate). For some reason, I always ended up with the highest clientele churn rate. I hated that job. I'm going back to Taco Bell.
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The act of frenetically penetrating an already filled orifice until the semen within starts to resemble churned butter. Popular within the gay bareback scene.
After already receiving a thick load from one guy, the next guy started churning the butter with his juiced up cock.
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