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chutney hood

a penis which hasnt been washed for a while therefore gets sh*t round the bell end and looks like mango chutney!eeek!

"er i was sukin off dese mandem last night and dey all had chutney hoods,alie?! raaas dat dutty"

by *hanz* May 27, 2005


man-chutney

Used to describe semen. Should only be used to solicit disgust and/or laughter.

"I flooded her gullet with hot man-chutney."

by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004


chutney weasel

A weasel who likes to burrow in the chutney

He moved in close and gave him a reach-around like the chutney weasel he is

by Charles Monkfish March 6, 2008

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chutney ferret

a homosexual male or a land bound ferret that works in a chutney factory.

that man likes anal sex, he must be a chutney ferret.

by the buncing queen September 11, 2003

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chutney hole

An unusual name referring exclusively to the main exit from an active derrière.

I.e. "Jebus I've been blowing chunks out my chutney hole all morning, must of been a dodgy curry last night"

by Roger micok December 27, 2016


chutney chute

the anus, so-called because the chute is an exit point. What passes through the chute bears an uncanny resemblance to that pungent relish called chutney.

Bazza: Oh maaaate that was a bloody hot vindaloo we ate last night, fair dinkum
Dazza: I spray painted the porcelain pony this morning
Bazza: Yeah, it looks the same coming out as it does going in
Dazza: My chutney chute is still burning

by Swatter Tom April 5, 2015


Anal Chutney

A digested condiment made of fruits or vegetables expelled from the anus in a lose stool due to overeating of fruits or vegetables causing explosive diarrhea resembling a Chutney.

Jason ate so many prunes his diarrhea looked like an anal chutney.

by BDizzle55 October 1, 2015