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a non-alcoholic drink made of water, salt, and lime. typically made after too many tequila shots, when you know you've reached your alcohol limit, but still want to look cool with a drink.
1."Aw, I don't want to look like I'm lame and I'm not drinking, but I'm about to blow chunks."
2. "Just make a citrus ocean."
1. "Yeeeeeeaah!"
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When you put citric acids on the sensitive foreskin of your dick, your body goes into shock for the predicted pain in such a way it's like your high. It's a high that can be compared to the high you get from ecstasy, speed or coke, it only lasts shorter. You feel like you can do anything and will probably try to. It kicks in as soon as you do it, and wears of after a couple of minutes. There are no known side effects.
Example 1:
Last night I went citrus dicking, and got high as a kite.
Example 2:
Person 1: Hey man, I citrus dicked so hard last night, I almost punched trough a wall!
Person 2: Really?! Did you do lemons or oranges?
Person 1: Oranges are the way to go man.
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An underrated little part of Florida that you have to have an intelligent sense of humor to appreciate.
While the population stereotypically consists of backwards rednecks and senile, retired couples, about half or more of the people who lived there moved from Boston, New York, or some other supposedly "bigger and better" location.
Among Citrus County's features are the infamous Super WalMart that those who actually care about the economy and the environment will try to avoid at all costs, the "radioactive beach" that will physically screw up everyone who tries to take a swim off the coast, a huge power plant, and an underappreciated state park famous for its manatees, as well as mean old men with anger problems and tyrannical, unfair legal system that will sentence a fifteen year old to ten years in prison for stealing a few cans of beer and let a 40 year old woman get away with assault.
Another notable feature of Citrus County is the presence of illegal drugs, particularly in Homossassa, rumored to be the pothead capitol of the county.
Citrus County has about four high schools, Lecanto High School, which is populated by idiots with a sense of humor, Citrus High School, which is populated by idiots who are hilarious but don't quite know how to make fun of themselves, Crystal River High School, which is locally famous for its notoriously bad test grades, and Crest, which is where "bad kids" and extreme psychological cases are sent to help them "cope with life." (Albeit few of them come out in good condition.)
If there's one thing that makes Citrus County worth it, it's the place's eccentric youth population, all of whom have some sort of bizarre problem or personality trait that to a subjective observer will seem nothing short of comic.
Among the population of Citrus County can be seen individuals who can bend their knees inwards, people with retractable beer bellies and yellow teeth, rich wiggers with a god complex, and children who are either unnaturally intelligent or unnaturally stupid, depending on who they are.
Note the presence of skateboards in practically every location, especially in Inverness. The antics of the youths are always good for a laugh.
To put it this way, Citrus County, in places where it isn't occupied by the retired or by drunken "trailer trash," is something like twisted high school comedy.
To sum it up this way, imagine the characters in Napoleon Dynamite and Lords of Dogtown getting together and doing crack. And that's saying something.
Anyone who's ever read Mervyn Peake will realize that, by comparison to Gormenghast, Citrus County really isn't all that bad...
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A 'flavor' of the shampoo 'Herbal Essences'
I just ran to the store and bought some Citrus Lift!
It's quite nice!
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Adding orange juice to a piece of deli meat, usually salami or pepperoni.
I'll have a pound of turkey, quarter pound of roast beef, and and half pound of hard salami - and make sure it's a citrus zipper.
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aka: "Da Heights" and "Slitrus Heights"
a nice, wholesome suburban area, with citrus trees, a nice Mediterranean climate and welcoming people. Until 7:30am: when people on the road become jerks, honking at you for everything, when teachers come to school with nasty attitudes putting other children in nasty attitudes and then those children go down to the Sunrise Mall to mess with Mall Security (i.e. Sly or Palmer) and score some drugs.
Citrus Heights is a semi-tight knit community and if you know one person, you know the other. Marijuana is commonly dealt and smoked here, second popular drug is ether. If you do drugs and live in Citrus Heights, you run with people named Stitches or Amber. There is an amazing amount of rockers and elderly, damn near everybody has a cell phone that has some kind of malfunction and everyone knows someone that shouldn't be doing something they're doing at the moment.
At the center of Citrus Heights:
San Juan High
Sunrise Mall
Tempo Park
Donut King
Rusch Park
Mariposa Ave
Greenback Lane
People in Citrus Heights know how to have a good time despite the fact that it's a place that's going nowhere. It's known for it's bitch-ass cops (Citrus Heights PD) that patrol the schools and roads looking for trouble makers. Despite all it's been through, it's a clean city.
S: I'm moving to Carmichael.
B: It's not that far Steph, I live in Carmichael.
V: So? Why couldn't you have found a house in the Heights?
B: We'll find some new person, I even have a slogan...
C: Citrus Heights: Your Not Welcome Here, But If You Smoke, We'll Take You
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When you're peeling citrus fruits (like orange or lemon) and that peel juice squirts in your eyes. That stinging feeling is called a citrus sting
AAAhhh my eyes are burning. Citrus sting is not cool yo! an someone finish peeling this orange?