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a wild and hairy vagina
Kayla has vowed to have a bearded clam until she gets laid again.
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The best time for clams is early in the day, but the Bearded Clams are so good, you need to see a dentist for a hair cut
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Australian bar slang for a pint of coca-cola without ice.
I'll have a round of Bearded Clam thanks... I said Bearded, get that fucking ice outta there bitch.
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A slang word for the female genitalia.
With a great thrust I parted the thick roast beef curtains to behold a wondrous sight. There before me amidst a multitude of glimmering treasures in a magnificent glory all its own sat the fabled Bearded Clam, shining with a light one could only describe as righteous.
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Unshaven vagina
She had lost her razor awhile ago therefore her unshaven vagina had become a bearded clam.
When a girl's vagina is hairy as fuck and the hairs are long enough to look like a clam with a huge beard.
Teacher- Bobby, why don't you come over to my desk? I need to talk to you.
Bobby- ew fuck no, you have a bearded clam that probably smells like wizard cock...
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Did you fuck that bird last night dude ?
No she had such a bearded clam
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