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When you take a moment to remove ex-friends from your social networking friend list.
Dude, I've got way too many randoms on my Facebook Friend List. Time to do a Monkeysphere Cleanse!
A diet consisting of only bacon. Usually only done when one has given up on their life.
When John's definition on Urban Dictionary didn't get any likes he decided to go on a bacon cleanse}
Having your car cleaned at a hand car wash staffed largely by members of an ethnic minority.
My car's filthy. I'm going to take it into town for an ethnic cleanse.
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The act of refraining from sexual activities for an allotted amount of time, turning off your hoe, to regain self respect and faith in your hoe status.
I can't suck your dick, Zach, I'm on the dick cleanse.
When someone releases a fart immediately following defecation and while still seated on the toilet. The cleansing fart often produces a pleasing feeling while simultaneously assisting the additional and final release of fecal material still trapped in the colon.
I love my morning shit, since, for whatever reason, it’s usually followed by the best cleansing fart.
Removing friends from facebook, myspace, or any other social network in order to rid your life of people who serve no purpose anymore.
I try to friend cleanse after bypassing 500 friends, because after that I stop caring about people.
Do you feel weird when you friend cleanse jewish people and genocide victims?
I ate a bad biscuit last night and today I am doing a redneck cleanse.