Cleg

Chubby Little Essex Girl or Cleg for short. Girl of below average looks and (even for Essex) make up skills who, because they aren’t attractive enough to attract a partner of their own age, tend to screw around and get used by bored older married men. Who they lie to.

Guy 1- “I see S*****y is hanging around k*****n as usual.”
Guy 2- “ yeah I heard her denying it earlier, to C*****y”
Guy 1- “bit obvious. She’s dripping all over him”
Guy 2- “what do you expect? She’s a cleg”

Clegged it

When something goes really wrong

Ah man, I’ve clegged it