Social Climbing

Social Climbing refers to the attempt to move up in popularity through gaining large amounts of friends.

"Bryan Chow, stop social climbing!"

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climb a dick

A different way of telling someone to get majorly fucked, the implication being that the dick in question is so big they need a grappling hook to climb it.

Hey asshole, go climb a dick!

Squirrel climb

The act of popping both balls in your mouth like a squirrel and continuing to jack the shaft faster than a rock wall climber.

Brooo, she squirrel climbed me last night... I might marry this bitch.

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The Slow Climb

From the cosmo website:

" You'll never see missionary position the same way again. "While on your back, put a pillow under your butt, lift your hips, and bring your legs up and back toward your shoulders, as though you're folding in half," says Solot. This move allows him better ease of thrusting and deeper penetration — a perk for both of you. Plus, it can stimulate your G-spot. But consider this a warm-up — you're getting the zone primed for a more intense orgasm. Once your G-spot feels sufficiently stroked, put your legs down and have him get into coital-alignment-technique (CAT) position. "He's on top, but he lifts his pelvic bone upward, aligning it with your clitoris," says sex therapist Gloria Brame, PhD. "Then he rocks against the area until you peak." "The legs-up position is a slow burn that brings you to the brink and increases sensitivity. Then the addition of clitoral rubbing takes you over the edge in a bigger way than if you had done CAT alone," adds Brame. "

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/sex/your-orgasm-guaranteed-2

Even though the slow climb is a sex position from the cosmo website, it can really help us guys out...

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Rock Climbing

1. The extreme sport of climbing large rocks, or cliffs.

2. The extreme sport of fucking extremely fat chicks (i.e. T-rex from Orgazmo)

1. Let's go to the cliff and go rock climbing.

2. Let's go find that chick chick and rock climb her.

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porch climb

a mixture of vodka, beer, and lemon extract. Sounds really gross but tastes amazing and gets you drunk really, really, REALLY fast. great for football team parties and drinking games such as thumper, beer pong, flip cup, etc.

"Hey, that was an awesome porch climb last night"

"yeah I know, I was gone after 2 cups1"

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Climbing the trees

You want to get something that you can never get, you fall down and get a scratch on your external auditory meatus.

Taylor is climbing the trees while writing a paper.