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A short guy (5'4-5'9) who dates a taller woman
I don't mind a taller woman, I'm a tree climber
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a person who tries to seek social acceptance either through:
1.) the expense of someone else
2.) the use of obsequious behavior
3.) "forced" companionship
while Lee and his two friends were walking in the mall..
Lee's friends: hey man let's go to the movies..
Lee: yeah man! good idea!
(Lee's mobile phone rings..) (kring.. kring..)
Lee: Hello..
Social Climber: Hey where are you?
Lee: at the mall with my close friends..
Social Climber: Cool.. ill go there ok?
Lee: uh.. actually we were planning on just the three of us close friends hanging out.. maybe next time.. is that ok?
Social Climber: i'm on my way to the mall. ill see you guys there..
Lee: uh....
Social Climber: (drops phone..) and is on his way..
lee and his friends have no choice but to either leave the mall before "social climber" arrives, or just deal with his annoying presence.
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When a gay man's full beard gets ejaculated on by many men, making it appear as if he has icicles in his beard like he had been exploring in the arctic.
After seven guys popped their loads on Chuck's beard, he looked like an ice climber.
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A person who fucks someone so large that the next day they have to climb a mountain of ass just to get out of bed.
Dude, you're such an ass climber, that chick you picked up must have weighed over 400 pounds
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The male version of a bag chasing whore...the rock climber is always willing to do whatever it takes no matter how heinous or preposterous the request to obtain a bag of street drugs..doesn't matter how minut the bag is the rock climber will do whatever it takes..
Look at that rock climber go at that dick like no other to get that pebble of meth...
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A social climber is person who will stop at nothing to achieve one thing and one thing alone. popularity. In others words, high social status. This person will go to any extent to gain "cooler" friends, and they disregaurd the fact that karma will bight them in the ass later...
She is a social climber and ditched her real friends to hang out and spread herself around to the entire football team, regaurdless of the fact that they were using her for alcohol and sex.
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Someone who will do anythin to gain friends and become more popular. They will do anything in order to make themselves look good in the eyes of others. No matter what time it is, if theres ever an oppertunity to become more popular they will take it.
Social climber: im a shit person
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