A Jack Clinch usually has a rather small penis (2-3inches) with a fod the size of mount everest.
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The term used to discribe the tightness of a girls pussy. Usually very tight in nature, like a clinched fist.
"Damn, that shit's tighter than a clinched fist."
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The involuntary response of ones anus to slam shut when taking an extremely large bowl movement. Although this may be a natural defense mechanism of the anus to prevent ripping, it generally causes severe pain and often bleeding.
Dude, I was hanging a giant loafer at my girlfriends the other day. I was about to blow an O-Ring when a peanut shard scraped my hole, and I did a wince clinch. I was stuck in there bleeding and crying for 20 minutes until I found one of her roommates heavy flow pads...
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a man squeezing their glutes together during oral sex to make it last longer.
The adult actor was butt clinching to last the whole hour.
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the act of violently smacking your penis across someone's face several times.
If you keep talking about me I will have to clinch touch you!
Sit and spin, but with a clinch
Bro, she hit me with the spin clinch last night, so I proposed
The act of clinching a poop while running to the bathroom like Marshawn Lynch.
Susan marshawn clinched all the way through Walmart yesterday!