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Clove Punch

When you purchase a large unpeeled clove of garlic for the specific purpose of inserting it into your anus to rebuild your tolerance of garlic. This process is best preformed by a partner. The proper steps are outlined below:
1. Purchase clove of garlic

2. Bend over and present the target
3. Your partner will now position the garlic over the anus and execute a literal falcon punch against the garlic clove driving it into your anus
4. It is recommend to now sitdown and let it sauté

"Hey dude, i cant eat garlic anymore. Can you clove punch me, i need to get this sorted"

by riffraffbullshit May 22, 2021


Double Cheese Tortellini Sauce with Garlic Cloves

Variation of "Awesome Sauce". Meaning extreme amazingness, coolness or incredibility. One of the best adjectives to describe mind-blowing things.
A.k.a DCTSWGC

Person 1: Clap your hands for the fairies!
Person 2: The fairly odd parents?
Person 1: I watched that when I was young!
Person 2: Me too!
Person 1 and 2 (in unison): DOUBLE CHEESE TORTELLINI SAUCE WITH GARLIC CLOVES!!!

by Your mom (the thumb-breaker) November 26, 2010


Cloved

To suffer an immense amount of damage from the buck of a horse.

That dude over there just got cloved by a horse!
He just got cloved.
That dog just got cloved.

by DGOrion64 April 7, 2021


Clove

A transgender ho

"She's a Clove"

by sexo fender June 14, 2024