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1. A driver who, having initially sped up to pass another driver, proceeds to drive at the exact same speed as the other car.
2. A driver who is going at a slower speed than another driver who speeds up to the same velocity as that driver instead of letting them pass.
Can you believe how many cock goblins there are in this road? I never want to drive in Virginia ever again.
Violently thrusting one's knee into another's cock, making one's cock circumcised and having the appearance of a goblin
Hey, I heard Rob got "Cock Goblin" nd last night
You're a cock goblin
Someone with burning sexual desire. Commonly refers to male genitalia and operating such machinery. If you’re not looking he will try to sneak into your underwear. Might like Greek food.
Dude 1, “how many eggplants have a you eaten in recent history”
Cock Goblin, “yeah gimme that cock”
A homosexual who loves to chug the dick. Day to night gobbling cock down. A Cock Goblin.
A heard that guy is a serious Cock Goblin.
(alt. Crotch Goblin) An elected official (often a fascist) who introduces or supports legislation interrogating people's (esp. children's) genitalia while simultaneously removing those people's rights.
Republicans introducing legislation to remove the rights of transgender people are cock goblins.
created by Annabelle Calypso (shes a tik toker)
someone who takes your man
A: “mannn this bitch stole my man shes a real cock robbin goblin”