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A promise of a mighty fine BJ, after a night out. Usually whispered into a prospects ear to make the night more exciting.
Sam said quietly to Ben as she rubbed by him at the pool table ‘I’m going to snog your cock off’.
An exclamatory phrase, often said when someone receives an L or something is excessively cringey.
"I honestly want to shoot my cock off, how the fuck did I lose my keys?"
"did you see this mans snapchat story? Shit was so bad I had to shoot my cock off."
Description of someone who has suffered very uncomfortable financial losses.
The losses need to be of a serious scope relative to the persons net worth for someone to have shot their cock-off.
Barry leveraged-up his holiday-pad on the coast into one of those Enhanced-Income Yield Funds.
He is leasing a 42 Footer and a 911.
Barry has shot his cock off
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The act of replying to an unwanted picture of a penis with a picture of a bigger penis.
I'm having a cock off with some creep who said 'hi sexy' and sent me a picture of his dick.
When someone mouths off or starts an argument. Fired the first shot
"I was minding my own business today until Donnie walked by and cocked off about how I looked, so he got these hands."
" You better not cock off to me tonight in front of my friends."
" Jose is in the breakroom right now cocking off and people are getting pissed."
when you piss off some inbred chick and she karate chop your dick and it turns black and falls off.
Hey you dipshit, that angry bitch tried to knock your cock off!