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A complete push up except without using one's hands, and instead using one's cock.
That fools doing cock-ups, is that even possible?
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A bitch who can't help but have atleast 4 dick different dicks up her a day
Man, Jane cunt help but be a cocked up slut
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When you're getting a slight boner in public, and you go into the bathroom and flip it north so it is held up by your pants. Usually is held up by tightening your belt.
"Dude, I had the worst cock up today".
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Raised both arms in air with a struted chest and leg aparts like Shahid Afridi.
As soon as he heard that he had passed the driving test, he cocked up.
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(1) (Noun) The act of not fully inserting one's penis in an other's vagina or anus until about to cum and then just before one is going to cum, the full erection is thrust into the vagina or anus. (2) (Verb) To not fully insert one's penis in an other's vagina or anus until about to cum and then just before going to cum, the full erection is thrust into the vagina or anus.
The girl thought he was fully inside her while having sex until he gave her a cock up.
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1. To have sex with
2. To put your penis into
3. To fuck up
1. I cocked up your MOM!
2. I like to cock up dogs!
3. I really cocked up my relationship!
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A unbroken chain of bad decisions, usually resulting in the creation of something that is bad in theory and even worse in practice. First used by video game reviewer Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw.
Yahtzee: "Homefront: The Revolution is a perfect example of a cock-up cascade."
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