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Popularised by the Jay and Silent Bob collection of movies, loving "the cock" adds the random the in front of the word.
Dubya loves the cock
as opposed to:
Dubya loves cock
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A method of determining the size and weight of a given substance, commonly used as an alternative to scales or by eye.
Jeff: Hey man, you put that ginga on the scales right? You better not have done it by eye.
Paul: Nah bro, I did it by cock!
Jeff: Diiiiiiis cunt!
To Mess Something Up Or To Do It Wrong
Shaun Of The Dead
"Ahhhh cock it!"
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A slang word for dick.
See also:
dick
donga
Richard
The scientific name for cock is dick.
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The male reproductive organ. Used as a secondairy brain at times.
Before I stuck my rough, bent-up COCK into her vagina, I was certain that I would hit her G-spot on every thrust.
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"RATHER NICE COCKE INNIT"
"RIGHT"
"eh look at this DEDE COCKE"
"oh"