it means 'fuck head'
it comes from a mix of german and south african language....sorry.....also it sounded funny
You massive fung coff
wow, that fella is so gay, his name must be stephen coff
coffe day a day you only drink coffe nothing else only coffe
girl-hey it's coffe day
Boy-oh but I drank water..
girl-well then your out
"Coff" used in a joke/meme context as a short form faster alternative to the full word Cough.
Barry: "Hey, I heard Jane went out with Mark"
Frank: "Really I haven't heard anything, coff coff"
The mispronunciation of "cup of coffee" when you're late for work and trying to catch the subway but the barista is too busy flirting to notice you so you scream this out in your frustration.
Hey! Can I get a coff a cuppie to go?!