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Coff a Cuppie

The mispronunciation of "cup of coffee" when you're late for work and trying to catch the subway but the barista is too busy flirting to notice you so you scream this out in your frustration.

Hey! Can I get a coff a cuppie to go?!

by Paul_Revere December 12, 2021


fung coff

it means 'fuck head'

it comes from a mix of german and south african language....sorry.....also it sounded funny

You massive fung coff

by Kangsta August 27, 2004


stephen coff

absolute fuckwit

wow, that fella is so gay, his name must be stephen coff

by B1 from N80 chat May 30, 2023


Coff

"Coff" used in a joke/meme context as a short form faster alternative to the full word Cough.

Barry: "Hey, I heard Jane went out with Mark"

Frank: "Really I haven't heard anything, coff coff"

by TheRockBell March 5, 2023


coffe day

coffe day a day you only drink coffe nothing else only coffe

girl-hey it's coffe day

Boy-oh but I drank water..
girl-well then your out

by Some weird human October 8, 2021


alpha coff

Means I'll fuck off

Hey dad, alpha coff!

by coolcraft May 25, 2019


coff-o-lax

The cup or cups of coffee that stimulate a bowel movement.

"A little backed up this morning--better quaff me some Coff-O-Lax."

by JackNoxious March 14, 2022