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The word made famous by a Dundalk man. It means what it says. Fuck coincidence. There is no such thing
When the wife told the husband that it was just a coincidence that whenever she goes out with her work bf her phone always loses signal and has no undies. The husband replied "Fuck Coincidence"
A phrase said by a popular Oblivion NPC, William Knight. A dark elf.
There is no such thing as a coincidence. The fact that you are watching this video means you are energetically aligned with me and this message.
When a straight male or female says to members of the same sex, something that could be taken as gay, but wasn't intended to be, or was the result of a misspoken word.
(playing disc golf, trying to figure out a celebration for getting a hole in one) "Hey man, we should slap our dicks together (he meant to say "DISCS")"... LOL.. that was a GAY COINCIDENCE"
Note: an individual who is gay, cannot have a gay coincidence, it would be a "gay-on-purpose", by default.
Insurance fraud (usually related to the damaging of buildings soon after buying it)
"That fire down in town was a Bradford Coincidence"
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a unfortunate occurrence of two or more events at one time apparently by mere chance
Also known as an Epic Fail.
When a person tries inform someone of the definition of the word "Toodle pip" using Urban Dictionary and doesn't realize that there are two definitions. One being to say goodbye and the other to tell someone they have a cute baby. This is only an Unfortunite Coincidence because both parties just found out she was pregnant and has no plans to keep the baby. "Hmm....what an uncomfortably ironic unfortunate coincidence"
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A Weak minded Person who vehemently believes the disinformation the Federal Government and it’s Propaganda Ministry publish. Once said published statements are proven as lies, the weak minded individual still sides with the “Ministry of Truth” and labels the truly informed as “Conspiracy Theorist”.
Jeez, that Wuhan lab leak evidence was decried and denied by the 81 million Coincidence Theorists in this Country… they sure look doubly stupid now!
(n.) - When the two words you type in to a CAPTCHA anti-SPAM window -- in order to let the comment section know that you are not an auto-spammer -- have an amazingly real or ironic connection to the theme of the topic you were commenting on.
"Wow, what a coincidence! I was posting a comment about Rush Limbaugh on a website, and I had to type in two words to get past the CAPTCHA anti-SPAM system and the two words the system gave me were were 'connection' and 'hellish'. What an amazing captcha coincidence, huh!"
-- overheard at a watercooler in an office complex in Mountain View, California
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