Colby isn’t any ordinary guy, he is a perfect one. Not only is his body perfect but his face and personality, he is well known for ghost hunting and his vines with his best friend Sam Golbach
Friend: hey do you know who Colby Brock is?
Me: yeah ofc he is the most perfect person
Friend: ok…
Colby Brock? Do you mean the most perfect, handsome, hot, cute, soft kansas boy ever?
I could talk about colby for hours on end, where do i even start?! That i would let him do ANYTHING to me? I mean ANYTHING. If he hold me to go kill somebody for his love, i would. Go rob a old lady for you? OFC!!!!
Them: do you know Colby brock?
Me: do i know the hottest most perfect boy from kansas?! OFC I DO!!
Them: oh..? Cool…?
*insert every single synonym of attractive* man on this planet and i won't say otherwise HOW CAN HE BO SO HAT AND SO CUTE AT THE SAME TIME-
literally BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES, impeccable jawline, just overall amazing
any person who has standards: hey who are you watching
me: dadd- i mean colby brock
any person who has standards: rly omg he's so fine *pulls out phone* *subscribes*
the hottest man alive.
friend 1: hey you know who Colby Brock is?
friend 2: of course i do, i want those hands of his as a choker, duh.