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an extreme overeaction to a situation, in order to stop a sporting game and receive attention
as the boys played football, james fell to the ground screaming "my leg, my leg collapsed"
Ball collapse is an unfortunate and painful affliction experienced my men after intense sexual release.
This mallady is characterised by reduced teste girth and a dull, painful aching sensation which has been known to radiate deep into the pelvic region. In extreme cases ball collapse has caused nausea in some individuals.
In extreme cases ball collapse can last for up to 24hrs, along with its unpleasant side effects. If further ejaculation is induced during ball collapse the most common result is a small coughing sound being emitted by the penis, followed a whispy puff of smoke being released from the penile 'eye'.
"I totally smashed that 19yo hard in the ass on Thursday night, and she couldn't get enough! I gave it to her twice, and wanted to keep going, but I will be god damned if I didn't get ball collapse."
"I just got the latest Victoria's Secret catalogue, and I've been beating my meat so hard I've cum like 4 times today! I can still get a hard on, but it hurts too much to wank because I've got ball collapse."
"I fucked her throat so damn hard I came with the thunder, and it was so intense I got instant ball collapse...I had to go have a lie down."
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Doomers who spend all their time preparing to die because of a global collapse
Steve: Man did you see that post on r/collapse? We're well on our way to human extinction in the next 10 years.
Mathew: stfu steve no one gives a shit
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When someone, mainly in 2k, has a lead so great not even a monkey could blow it....annnddd they manage to anyways.
Tyler has a huge lead and was hollering but I sense a “rain collapse” in the near future and bean winning by forty
An event that some people think will happen in the future where all or most of civilization will collapse because of over population, useing up of resorces, deforestation ect.
In history a lot of civilizations collapsed at there high point instead of a low point as would be thought.
Did you hear that some people think there is going to be a great collapse?
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When you are very tired or without any energy,it is said that you are collapsing on the floor.Similary to fainting
Man,I'm so tired!I'm collapsing on the floor!
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Usually used upon entering Peckham in London. Its the equivalent of saying your hail-mary upon entering Church. Best used as you step off the 343 Bus but optimal timing is reserved for when you walk down Peckham High Street.
As you look around, you can whisper to yourself "Bomba Collapse!"
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