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British douchebag-tense for the word COLOR.
We kicked your asses twice, so cut it out with this 'colour' shit already.
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The original spelling of the word now commonly spelt as color. Colour is the outdated version that people rejected partly because its pronunciation didn't match the way it looked. The use of a 'u' in the word was understood but it was removed because intelligent folk realised it was completely unnecessary.
What's more, if a company needs to have several signs made that additional u will increase the total production cost. American know this because they are more business savy.
Typing a long screen play or book with extra us in everything just means you'll get carpal tunnel faster. Those Us add up after all ya know; save time. Make sense. Drop that u in colour!
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A religon
Rules:
All colours are equal
Love all colours
Dont hate on any colour
"What religon are you?"
"I follow colourism so Im a Colourist!!!"
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The British way of spelling color. Americans spell it "color" which is the better way to spell it. It's shorter and easier.
American dude: Why the hell did u spell color with an extra u?
British dude: because spelling colour without the u is absolutely absurd and---
American dude: you've gotta be shittin me!
British dude: its unproper to use colour without---
American dude: Just shut up. No one gives a fuck.
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annoying-ness, when you are annoyed with someone who is annoyed with people who speak english as a second language and spell things slightly off or miss a cultural connotation.
Spelling the word theater, theatre. Or humor, humour. Than do something about the affect of the colourality of the situation!
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British english - someone who is looking pale, not their usual colour. To mean someone who is feeling unwell, "not themselves" or their "usual self" on that day. Can also be a team or department not performing to their usual standard.
"Are you alright? You look a bit off colour"
"The team played off colour today"
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