Rural Dictionary

columbus

Dave Thomas opened his very first Wendy's Old-Fashioned Hamburger Restaurant in Columbus, Ohio. The name was his youngest daughter's nickname. She lived down the street from me in Upper Arlington. Upper Arlington has had 94 state championships in all sports. I don't believe any school in Ohio is even close to UA.

"i have no examples"

by dylan knisley February 4, 2005

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Columbus

1) (n.)an utter shithole in Southern Ohio. Home to The Ohio State University and Wendy's.
2) (v.) to get sent back to the minor leagues. This is a reference to the Columbus Clippers, the AAA affiliate of the New York Yankees.

Man, Rivera keeps blowing saves against Boston. Steinbrenner should columbus his ass till he gets his head on right.

by T-Dog Jenkins May 2, 2005

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columbus

a person who steals credit for stuff that other people discover. like how the real columbus stole credit for finding america when the native american's found it first.

"congradulations, i just pulled a columbus on you!"

by lisha January 9, 2005

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Columbus

Worst city in Ohio. Even Cleveland is better. It has a sprawling downtown with low rise sky scrapers that are ugly and generic looking. It's downtown looks it is dying. You can't even buy breakfast there on a Sunday morning unless you know where to find the one cool deli in the whole place. It's awful. The only city of comparable sprawl and soul less sprawl is Phoenix. But Columbus isn't surrounded by natural wonders, just the rest of Ohio. It's an awful city. I was told it was a haven for gay people and gay culture. It turned out to be a haven for urban sprawl and idiots. This city had the worst and most dead downtown I've ever seen.

I went to Columbus and realized Cleveland wasn't so bad after all.

by exitandpanic January 13, 2007

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