When you’re charged more for home repairs or anything when someone sees that you have columns on your house.
When the contractor gave us an estimate for a job, it was 20% more just because of the column effect.
Being so wealthy that the massive weight of your house needs to be supported by large columns, beams or arches. Columns may be used as a purely decorative element to display ones immense wealth and completely unnecessary for structural purposes.
Did you see his new home in Beverly Hills? That boy is column rich. I bet there's a tennis court in the backyard.
To realize that you have been tricked and these are not actually real. This was all a waste of time.
I can’t believe that I actually believed ten column proofs are real!
To use a two column format on a document, as opposed to a single column format.
She told her friend she was two column-ing the document.