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1. (noun, derogatory) A passenger on a cruise ship.
Crew members refer to passengers as "cones" for two reasons: First, for the first few days of a cruise, passengers don't have their sea legs yet and tend to stagger into crew members in the narrow hallways. They must be dodged like traffic cones. The other reason to dodge cones is that they will invariably stop a crew member to ask a question when the crew member is in a hurry. It is an insulting term used behind passengers' backs.
2. (verb) For a crew member of a cruise liner to have sex with a passenger.
It is against most cruise lines policy for crew members to "fraternize" with passengers. Usually, "coning" is a fireable offense. Nevertheless, some "cone fiends" (a play on "coke fiend") find a thrill in regularly pursuing this dangerous pastime.
1. Sorry I was late, some fucking cone couldn't find her kid.
2. That moron assistant cruise director got shit-canned for coning, but the ass on that bitch would have almost been worth it!
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(n) Cone-shaped life form, often orange but occasionally green and very rarely fluoro yellow. Often gathers with similar species around construction sites. Different species of cones are rarely found intermixed with one another.
Species range from very small (sidewalk, 20cm high by 15cm wide) to regular (city, 40cm high by 25cm wide) to huge (highway, 1m high by 45cm wide)
Often the victims of "coneing" (v), a non-competitive team sport where the participants collect large numbers of cones and store them for later use.
Anti-coneing (v) is the opposite action. Usually constituted by coneing off an unpopular person or persons' driveway or street, or simply using cones as crude projectile weapons thrown from moving vehicles.
Anti-coneing is often accompanied by shooting paintballs from slingshots at random targets (usually white vans or 4x4's), and general delinquency.
"Let's go coneing!"
"How did you fit that highway cone in your car?"
"I managed, but it was a raid."
A: "We should anti-cone John's house!"
B: "What about Pam's?"
A: "She's next."
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a social reject. one who does not fit in, or is considered repulsive by others
''That Jim is such a loser."
"Yeah, what a cone."
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A large orange instrument used to hump people in the ass.
Yo Fabros, you remember the cone?
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The act of grabbing the ice cream instead of the ice cream cone.
Go to the McDonald's drive thru then grab the ice cream not the ice cream cone and say F&#&! Then you drive away. That's the perfect coning experience.
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peice ona bong used for packin weed into
i just smoked a thumb packed cone and pulled it in one
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Driving into a McDonald's drive-through and ordering one or more soft serve cones.
You pay for your soft serve cone(s) and then when you accept it, you pick it up from the icecream side instead of the usual "cone" side. This results in your hand covered in icecream and an extremely baffled McDonald's worker.
Variations can also be referred to as coneing or "cone-ing"
Man 1: "I was just coneing the other day, people thought I was retarded."
Man 2: "What's coneing?"
Man 1: "OMG, it's the new planking, go look it up!"
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