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Rural outlaws whom creep around at night to commit their evil crimes
"Better keep your dogs inside at night, 'cause the Viet Cong have been stealing them lately."
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An Oldperson's Expression For Being Confused About The 21st Century.
To Be Not In The Knowledge Of Something.
The Kids These Days, I Tell You... Its A cong Funkle
Im Cong Funkled, What Did She Just Say?
What A Bother! Thats Just Cong Funkled Me Right Up!
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A very sexy man who is way too hot too be kept alive. often known for his handsomeness, he has claimed the lives of others by just his appearance alone. His biceps have the ability to rip open the sky and allow the universe to leak into earth. However, he uses his breathing skills to keep the balance of the world and allow peace to the solar system.
Zhi Yong: "Oh my god. Humble Makes a Kind Man."
Aaron: "Where did you learn that?"
Jun Wei: "Clearly from Jing Cong"
Darrion: "Hot."
The Viet-Cong were cowardly soldiers fighting America, Australia, South Korea and Canada among other white nations. The Viet-Cong fought on behalf of international communism and were financed and equipped by the giant commie powers of USSR and China. They fought in a cowardly manner in that while we all wore military uniforms but they pretended to be ordinary citizens of the RVN during the day, but they would go out at night or whenever they had a chance to try to kill us using cowardly methods such as concealed land mines on trails we would be likely to use, and setting grenades to go off with trip wires, and concealing sharpened punji sticks covered with their own shit to cause foot injuries in the feet of the GI's. For a time, before we blocked them, they used little kids to drop grenades into the gas tanks of GI vehicles. The grenade had the pin pulled with the triggering lever held down only by a rubber band.
Despite all their backing and their treacherous butchery, the Viet-Cong were so thoroughly dominated by our forces that they had to sign off in 1973 on the Paris Peace Treaty as the only way to get us out of there. After that they proved their treachery once again so that as soon as all of us GI's were gone in reliance on the 1973 treaty, also signed by "North Vietnam", they re-invaded the south in 1975 with massive military power provided to them again by international communist assholes.Too bad for them all that communism was subsequently shown to be a demonic failure as a governmental system.
My favorite double-time chant yelled in time with the footsteps at Basic Combat Training is:
IM GOING TO GO TO VIETNAM
IM GOING TO KILL THE VIET-CONG
Bob: Let's travel over to Vietnam to check out the places we were stationed.
Phil: I'm will never go to visit a bunch of treaty-breaking communist elites. Don't you know that members of the Viet-Cong are still there pretending to be high government officials? They only time I'm going to go there again is with a military invasion force to invade them from Saigon to Hanoi. All they deserve is total invasion because of their 1973 treaty violation and to free the people of Vietnam who are again suffering under tyrannical communism.
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dumb shit, rough face, most retarded person on earth, gay, hipster, gothic, emo
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When you are doing Cong too often and get high.
John: Did you do Cong again?
Mary: Yes
John: Be honest, are you a Cong Stoner?
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A beautiful and cute asian girl that can make your heart skip a beat! 💞 Cong Yao, when you get to know her more you would realise her fun and awesome personality.
If you haven’t met someone called Cong Yao yet. We’ll you should have cause she can change your life.
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