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Giving a proportionally larger tip to attractive waiters or waitresses
1. Look at the ass on that waitress! She's definitely getting a nice congratulations tip.
2. That waiter is so ugly. Give him 50 cents for a congratulations tip.
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What is said to someone when not to do something, but it is done anyway
I told You, DO NOT CONGRATULATE that idiot
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When a female reaches her climax, releasing clear fluid from her vagina. At this point, the female will start celebrating, as her partner was able to make her orgasm.
I was so proud of Ben last night, at the end we had a female congratulations!
A statement of mock praise. A sarcastic compliment. Recognition of an achievement that was easily accomplished.
Congratulations nation on passing your accounting class, everyone student in the class was given a passing grade. Beating the lowly Detroit Lions in 2008 could be considered a congratulations nation NFL victory.
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Describes someone who gets really excited about something too early/quickly and jinxes you. (Also another term to describe a premature ejaculator.)
Wow! I heard that you might be getting that promotion! That's fantastic! I'm so excited for you! I've already told everyone I know!
Geez! Don't be a premature congratulator or you'll jinx it for me!
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When someone celebrates a windfall or personal accomplishment prematurely and it ends up failing or blowing up in their face. Similar to Premature Ejaculation.
Man 1: "Did you hear about Rick? He had to return that new Mercedes he bought after the Newark deal he thought he closed fell through"
Man 2: "Geez, he should know better about premature congratulation."
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The ultimate insult to your intelligence on the internet.
At best, you've won nothing but an annoying pop-up ad. At worst, if you actually fall for it, you might have just won yourself a virus. Either way, you're not getting that expensive prize you were promised.
Congratulations, you won!! Click here to claim a free iPhone 14!