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Consent

A mystical myth created by the media

Darryl didn't believe in the mythical consent

by Shaqinson May 8, 2017

19๐Ÿ‘ 62๐Ÿ‘Ž


consent accident

A phrase used by rapists to gaslight their victims into believing they weren't raped.

"Why did you rape me, Elliot?"
"It wasn't 'rape'", it was a consent accident".

by Robert Sanvagene November 19, 2022

331๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


consent accident

The act of forcing oneself onto a non-consenting party for the purposes of sexual gratification under the pretext that they did not understand that the non-consenting party's objections to said sexual contact.

HR: "Elliot, one of your colleagues claimed that you sexually assaulted them at the office Christmas party"
Elliot: "No Ma'am, it was a consent accident."

by Robert Sanvagene November 9, 2022

296๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


consent culture

A consent culture is one in which the prevailing narrative of sex is centered around mutual consent. It is a culture with an abhorrence of forcing anyone into anything, a respect for the absolute necessity of bodily autonomy, a culture that believes that a person is always the best judge of their own wants and needs.

A consent culture is also one in which mutual consent is part of social life as well. Don't want to talk to someone? You don't have to. Don't want a hug? That's okay, no hug then. Don't want to try the fish? That's fine. Don't want to be tickled or noogied? Then it's not funny to chase you down and do it anyway.

Consent culture works like this:

"May I give you a hug?"(Or outstretched arms in typical hug fashion)
"Absolutely!" ( Reciprocated arms in typical hug fashion)
*GLOMP*
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"Would you like it if I used the paddle?"
"Absolutely!"
*SMACK*
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"Tonight, I'd like to use the straight jacket and spreader bar on you, what do you think?"
"I'm not in the mood for that right now, maybe net week?"
"Ok, sounds good."
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"Can I stick my throbbing cock into your every orifice?"
"No"
"I understand. Is there anything you would like instead?"
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*Note that in every example, the person asking for consent respects the other person's wishes.

by M_Wanderers February 17, 2014

90๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Consent

Useless

Consent is useless

by NotRealWord May 28, 2020

7๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


age of consent

The age of consent is the age determined by the state at which a person can legally have sexual intercourse. For someone above this age to have sexual relations with someone below is considered statuatory rape. Most countries set their age of consent between 16-18, but some in certain countries it is as low as 12, or as high as 25*

*Homosexuality is usually higher.

The age of consent in the United Kingdom is 16, save for northern Ireland, where it is 17.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

173๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


Theory of consent

The theory of consent states that the object, person, or animal receiving the fucking must first give permission.

"According to the theory of consent you must first ask that soda can permission before you fuck it."

by Moibus October 23, 2019