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Another way of saying dumbass, this guy loves to think that just a post made by some conman is somehow the truth behind the "Super secret government establishment".
John Connor: HAVE YOU HEARD THE TRUTH BEHIND THE COVID VACCINE? IT ALTERS OUR DNA!
Sensible person:That is typical Conspiracy theorist bullshit. DNA is not the same as RNA you fucking retard.
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A person who believes conspiracies, such as Ke$ha predicting the Sandy Hook shooting, the staged moon landing, etc. This person is often mentally unstable.
He's a conspiracy theorist. He thinks Elvis still isn't dead.
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One with a mind so open that it fell out.
#1: "Obama's dog is kinda cute."
#2: "Obama's dog is behind 9/11... I saw a video on it."
#1: "That sounds impossible."
#2: "NO! YOU'RE JUST CLOSED MINDED!"
#1: "You're a conspiracy theorist, aren't you?"
#2: "PFHT! THAT'S THE GOVERNMENTS WORDS TO MAKE US SOUND CRAZY! WE'RE LOGICAL AND OPEN-MINDED PEOPLE! SHUT UP! YOU'RE SO EMOTIONAL!"
#1: "...Kay."
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A person who proposes or believes in conspiracy theories. It is a term that can describe someone who has found the "absolute truth" through their "Research" of verified documentaries, informative books or videos found at the bottom of the Internet. Anyone who does not agree with a conspiracy theorist are either part of the people who are trying to cover up this so called "Conspiracy" or too stupid to see it. Conspiracy theorists will try and get you to "open your eyes" or "Wake up", but unfortunately some people are apparently too scared to "Research" and find out the truth and "Destroy their happy perception of the world"
A conspiracy theorist is characterised by the belief that:
"9/11 was used as a way of extreme profit, and to cover up the vanishing of the 2.1 trillion dollars from the pentagon."
"There is a pedophile ring that Hollywood and many other elites have ties to, a fraction of it was exposed by the Epstein case, but it's likely they killed him right before he exposed the rest of it"
"The Covid19 pandemic is being used to increase control by enforcing rules that are seemingly used to combat a disease, yet the disease has not been isolated and thus has not been proven to exist"
"The COVID vaccine is being used to isolate the non-compliers from the rest of society, those who don't take it will lose many of their rights because they are disgusting, selfish tinfoil hat wearing idiots that don't care about my nan."
"The world is ruled by Alien shapeshifting lizards, duh"
And many more.
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1. A Conspiracy Theorist is an individual who strongly believes there is greater purpose behind everything and those around them who don't follow their narrative are "sheep", "brainwashed" or "gullible". Conspiracy Theorists generally use anecdotal evidence such as an event that happened in the past could be part of the upcoming event thay they believe is upon us. Even if the theory has been debunked, they will still continue following the false narrative because they generally want to believe what they want to be true and hear what they want to hear.
2. Or the new 2020 definition of "conspiracy theorist" can be used as a strawman or ad hominen against someone having a different opinion on how the covid pandemic should be handled, when in reality it is possible to he against the lockdown restrictions, but not be and anti masker, anti vaxxer or believing in tin foil hat theories.
Example 1:
Person 1: Bill Gates predicted a pandemic five years ago, so I believe that this is all a pandemic and he is going to fund for a vaccine which will have a microchip and everyone will be under his control for the New World Order (NWO)
Person 2: You sound like a crazy Conspirscy Theorist, you go keep that tin foil hat on of yours while I listen to science.
Person 1:Shut up you brainwashed sheep, you do know sage scientists are funded by the government and have to lie for them so they don't go against their wishes.
Example 2:
Person 1: I don't think lockdown is an effective strategy to use for the battle against Coronavirus (Covid 19).
Person 2: You stupid tin foil hat wearing conspiracy theorist!!
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Someone who arrives at a conspiracy theory before it's cool or well known-- i.e. before it's posted on Infowars or Reddit.
Ron: "I thought Building 7 was suspicious before Loose Change was even released."
Stefan: "You're such a smart hipster conspiracy theorist."
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They are the biggest wack jobs in the world. They believe and come up with some of the most absurd conspiracy theories ever.
Having a reasonable debate with these lunatics will get you no where.
If you disagree with or question anything they say, Looney Conspiracy Theorists will call you a dis-info agent who is working with the PTB.
Examples of theories that Looney Conspiracy Theorists come up with:
-The New World Order Conspiracy
-Swine Flu Vaccine has micro chips in them
-The Illuminati Conspiracy
-Chemtrails
-Reptile extraterrestrials running the US government
-No planes crashed into the WTC buildings on September 11, 2001
-Planet X
-Fluoride is put in our drinking water so that the government can dumb us down and destroy half of the population.
And other nonsense! There are tons of sites on the interwebs where many Looney conspiracy theorists dwell.
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