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The state of not being able to poop. Can be loads of fun
you look constipated
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When poop gets rejected by the anus, and the intestines won't let go either.
Only after constipation does one realize that diarrhea is bliss.
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you cannot take a dump because your butthole is messed up at the moment, but you cannot poop for a looong time
ohhh man, I have shat for 2 weeks!
Damn! you must be constipated!
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A food which is difficult to digest and actually inhibit bowel movements.
Pizza is a constipator. Cheese is difficult to digest and the tomato sauce and the cheese prevent the top side of the dough from being baked.
when you need to take a shit but you cant cus your ass hurts
i need to take a dump but im constipated
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Constipation, is when Trump, And Kim Jong-Um Are in their, blowing eachother up...
Street name: Trumpster did big boomboom
'Omg, I've had constipation for such a long time now'
'Wow, Donald Gay Trump, And Kim Jung-Um must be fighting/arguing again'
'Yeah.... But this one's lasting a long time!'
'Heh, one time, mine lasted so long, It was the size of a football field when it came out'
'Wow, They fight for that long?'
'Indeed... That's how 911 happened'
'Jee...'
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A health condition when there is difficulty emptying the bowels, making you feel like you need to poop but it takes large amounts of force to empty the bowels.
I hope my constipation will end soon.
I can't poop, I probably have constipation.
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