constipated

you cannot take a dump because your butthole is messed up at the moment, but you cannot poop for a looong time

ohhh man, I have shat for 2 weeks!

Damn! you must be constipated!

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constipator

A food which is difficult to digest and actually inhibit bowel movements.

Pizza is a constipator. Cheese is difficult to digest and the tomato sauce and the cheese prevent the top side of the dough from being baked.

constipated

when you need to take a shit but you cant cus your ass hurts

i need to take a dump but im constipated

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Constipation

Constipation, is when Trump, And Kim Jong-Um Are in their, blowing eachother up...
Street name: Trumpster did big boomboom

'Omg, I've had constipation for such a long time now'
'Wow, Donald Gay Trump, And Kim Jung-Um must be fighting/arguing again'
'Yeah.... But this one's lasting a long time!'
'Heh, one time, mine lasted so long, It was the size of a football field when it came out'
'Wow, They fight for that long?'
'Indeed... That's how 911 happened'
'Jee...'

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constipation

A health condition when there is difficulty emptying the bowels, making you feel like you need to poop but it takes large amounts of force to empty the bowels.

I hope my constipation will end soon.
I can't poop, I probably have constipation.

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constipation

The state of being constipated. It can cause great pain and is recommended by many physicians.

So hold in your feces and your large intestine will do all the work for you...

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constipant

An item that causes constipation.

Cheese is a delicious constipant.

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